Slurm. It’s highly addictive.
The most popular soft drink in the universe. Bottled by Slurms McKenzie, party worm, on the planet Wormulon. Don’t ask what’s in it.
Printed front and center on a unisex Bella plus Canvas 3001 jersey tee. Soft hand. Retail fit. Runs true. Available in Black, White, and Forest.
The fit: Unisex retail. Runs true.
The fabric: 100 percent Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 4.2 oz.
The print: DTG, upper chest, full color.
The care: Cold wash inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not be reckless.
A foomga deep cut. If you know, you know.































