Slurm Tee

Slurm. It’s highly addictive.

The most popular soft drink in the universe. Bottled by Slurms McKenzie, party worm, on the planet Wormulon. Don’t ask what’s in it.

Printed front and center on a unisex Bella plus Canvas 3001 jersey tee. Soft hand. Retail fit. Runs true. Available in Black, White, and Forest.

The fit: Unisex retail. Runs true.
The fabric: 100 percent Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 4.2 oz.
The print: DTG, upper chest, full color.
The care: Cold wash inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not be reckless.

A foomga deep cut. If you know, you know.