Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Tee

Brawndo, the thirst mutilator. It’s got what plants crave. Electrolytes.

Mike Judge’s 2006 prophecy of late-stage capitalism. We are still ahead of the timeline. Barely.

Printed front and center on a unisex Bella plus Canvas 3001 jersey tee. Soft hand. Retail fit. Runs true. Available in Black, White, and Heather Mustard.

The fit: Unisex retail. Runs true.
The fabric: 100 percent Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 4.2 oz.
The print: DTG, upper chest, full color.
The care: Cold wash inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not be reckless.

A foomga deep cut. If you know, you know.