The Foomga Directory

An in-universe business listing. Every storefront, lab, restaurant, dojo, and corporation Foomga prints for. Click a name to visit the merch.

Corporations & Labs

Weyland-Yutani Corp: Off-world resource extraction. Insurance plans for crew members not guaranteed.
Initech: Initech. We have people skills. We deal with the goddamn customers so engineers don’t have to.
Dunder Mifflin Paper Company: Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, Scranton branch. Limitless paper in a paperless world.
Dharma Initiative Swan Station: Dharma Initiative, Swan Station. Press the button every 108 minutes. Do not ask why.
Cyberdyne Systems: Cyberdyne Systems. Defense systems. Hiring engineers (no questions asked).
Aperture Science Laboratories: Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can. Cake provided post-completion.
Pied Piper: Pied Piper. Lossless data compression. Weissman score 5.2 and climbing.

Stay Puft Marshmallows: Sweet treat, large form. Stay-Puft Marshmallows have been a New York pantry staple since 1939.
Pizza Planet: Pizza Planet. Galaxy’s freshest slice since 1995. Claw rides 25 cents.
Mooby’s Family Restaurant: Mooby’s Family Restaurant. Home of the Cow Tipper combo meal.
Los Pollos Hermanos: Los Pollos Hermanos. Family recipe since 2003. Drive-thru open late.
Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand: Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand. There’s always money in the banana stand.
The Gang Wins A Championship: Paddy’s Pub Philadelphia. Local championship gear.
Sacred Heart Hospital: Sacred Heart Hospital. Janitor on the staff is reportedly not what he seems.

Hawkins AV Club: Hawkins High AV Club. Equipment loans require a signed form and one (1) Eggo waffle.
Camp Crystal Lake Counselor: Camp Crystal Lake. Summer staff positions open. No experience necessary. High turnover.
Shogun of Harlem Dojo Crest: Shogun of Harlem Dojo. 145th and Lenox. The Glow is real. Walk-ins welcome.

WSQK The Squawk 94.5 FM Radio: WSQK The Squawk 94.5 FM. Late-night talk radio. Tell ’em your problem, we’ll tell you ours.

Vandelay Industries: Latex, importer / exporter. NYC. Mention George at the front desk for the friends-of rate.

Philly Special 41-33 Super Bowl LII: Philly Special. Trick play. Foles to Ertz. 41-33 final, Super Bowl LII.
28-3 Halftime 34-28 Final Super Bowl LI: Atlanta 28 – New England 3 at the half. Atlanta 28 – New England 34 final. The collapse.
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Code 007-373-5963: Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. Pause code 007-373-5963.
Surf Nicaragua: Surf Nicaragua 1985. Wave’s better than nothing.
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse: Castlevania. Simon Belmont, on assignment. Whip required.

Tribe of Judah Lion Unisex Moisture Wicking: Tribe of Judah crest. Lineage that cannot be erased.
Pablo Escobar Esportico Golf: Esportico Golf Wear. Casual Friday. Hacienda Napoles, 18 holes.
Pablo Escobar Anchor Wreath: Hacienda Napoles, est. 1979. Members only.
I Love Toxic Waste: Toxic Avenger. Tromaville, NJ. The first hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength.

— Directory maintained by Foomga HQ. Listings update as new storefronts open.