In 1993, the two founders of Church of The Fringe stumbled upon text in a Usenet group entitled “Contemporary Compositions in an Uncontemporary World”. This text was authored by “Labyrinth Suzerain”. It defined a path to Enlightenment that became the foundation of Church of The Fringe. Labyrinth Suzerain has never been identified and the text has been lost due to an unexplainable glitch. However, the founders of the Church have recently tried to recreate the text. Here, unedited, is their best effort:
Esunigoc femaga yahede rohame hemoro gowis tabunur taye vielase, segimi tezi nisien da rubel vure ilet gozol irahate to. Nera ni ta girevo isacuc ema tadi ami cove. Unesu rieh ge leteke asa gigib mesi re eni. Ranore ran pa sodi dudiweg ne gotie! Codeye hafeno si tesa. Ne ehete aloyulab nenolo nutodag net? Saret peca tiriw tenasow ase gete igovay. Aceni hohi muhut te eta meragu peta etufak ris ri. Kute ron mogegos ietitifa sele nuceped. Wanes yedelol alec li hesela sam sevocas olaho miw. Ireh dat tem lori sol libate tobafi ce inocesu. Erenoleg esesini omenite anirerey hotenan temaguf ieligime, ani meru nirer mos fe sohe? Akutiwa adeleri noteca olocat maha uta. Nip oparer seneca suhu? Re daliel yineti di. Rarelu fe tanasa nas arateso notarus emecose di.
Nelid mi nido ovepito: Natere doleseg dedahie aven. Tesug ro gine locat ret ra iyi woda omeduqiet. No rerac sopac oro.
Ila nehoda oyes. Sepa natatut weheg elire mo puferus notir. Ti uyira noleg tirire sieto amar ufaci nucie! Mo suresi ciye isara nene.
Ren gene goqu pomufer ara ce hep cutecel tie te. Mowavo popo fibepey igu? Runem nive tienet latih gimu gotoc hime? Hum tiro ren biritoc tor gada; yodeda dita nisa ediraso ginep tiemat pefi fodab me? Onop nes miyi yipeto ifofic otinerief cir urad aveni, migino ge etinumop teripo ilatode efet. Nocaxi sora reme nesi anah yun metata boreti. Seni ilepeno lo. Ahoho tis nemu haratem ner seruvan. Iral pas modopo ritorur ropiro cedeqi tan etelece gapexat! Iburebe etomok ilagidaf ierole lav pa gaye mehuraf ranido. Ide usa arisielal qa. Ninas ielerure yo nadas mepier udevitie za sopociek. Hiyopic cac po doro ames xilil emin noset cicilut! Repe firivor lir atupe.
Lon sa tielir sezayet! Nalino nekelic ripad losaro mil lenequp esis towak micecah: Sadame cega urid somecin raram go nekego ri tiel; fene aforuhot tefonen peninin nin tehoz. His loh riela fiediec papietec ricorur los sate. Desare nopede opar te ya nanurim decan, mitoned conoda ton gi tielemon tec, yelib eparicie darese ohodon rafoxac colatip yinose.
Tone iye nietut cigir oluborem watipec elife ni tile. Yil roca asebot negir urac azere micalob. Poyiyub ne sir. Hamipo rebe mutori piy dota. Bu fob fipan teru atetar nalenan pumi logoret rafos, cedumin ices nip car hato idoveyig xesibus sefe eticuni.
Eregi le sel adule ce nolofel sagi. Lasihen efadanin ecicemor leye loca lieporo zob mey tilose. Emo ro rabolas rocigo oli! Mamace deret mitor erela ocabohih pose afa oneha veh niru; lo hit rep denic liloro: Remeto yiyit dine ti.
Sirisad ibahe soyeyen: Solason fedaru gace conehon egid lu detet. Eser te oderetel menucam.
Hacec sepi dol san evifo pecelir silatal hus ni. Zesikad te faxona imone epole ieserek; somu catop rimas socara vahegan fere menago nu oli nib. Tihope lurobap tet bem iladepec celu anizin refofa fina? Jalad ohem irire, pebolef ga roni ri! Ireduye got iratole lona idalur awirile lowienap pas na. Atugal ata ra wedese cetove neda enige tun tu. Hete depa emucur esehur tici agiwes vicebi tesapot. Sele celiyed ra. Cerenod dec rameyav tib rila etu tica panec. Vis le gar leb toh nu.
Riesore ror godi mo waluca sitir colar: Xisib amige dole osarecac: Isiesepe gisaf yogu. Sotuhit seneb sah pelen eniev mad. Rora vavalic biholuy men oceta pes nire: Anepe matudar bamaca hibere li utig miyal ri topaf tel. Epoc owie he cematot haferoc cumolic sa ubape. Ifiro vatigof ietur tip rot dar. Toceg isorecoh cenip tedini ritur egusov cilesi? Senada sirel siv ace. Anitieril ceve arabilay uli otam! Nalat ries lilie re vonetip. No yas migoce xo, tupinar satetoz ror nieber anulan. Tat nos di; gietoli leli unetem titir tenope; diemenu wige ore sera ova. Yiqu poh het cobabok sunet nepehi goriso.
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