“It’s a moral imperative.”
Channel the effortless cool of the 80s’ smartest slacker with this authentic Surf Nicaragua replica tee.
This isn’t just a t-shirt; it is the holy grail of Real Genius wardrobe lore. Worn by Val Kilmer (as the brilliant Chris Knight) during the height of his Pacific Tech antics, this design is the ultimate deep cut for fans of the cult classic.
Whether you are sabotaging a laser weapon project, turning a dorm room into an ice rink, or just studying for finals, do it in the shirt that defined the “smartest guy in the room” look.
The Design: We have painstakingly recreated the original vintage graphic—featuring the classic surfer silhouette and bold typography—to look exactly like the prop used on screen. No cheap knock-offs here; this is screen-accurate nostalgia.
The Fit & Feel:
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Premium Comfort: Printed on a high-quality, 100% soft cotton tee (Bella+Canvas 3001). It feels like a well-loved vintage shirt from day one.
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Retail Fit: Not too boxy, not too tight. Fits true to size.
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Durable Print: High-quality ink that won’t crack after the first wash.
Why you need this:
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Instant recognition from true 80s cinema fans.
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The perfect gift for the physics genius (or slacker) in your life.
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Guaranteed to make you crave popcorn (or a burger from the diner).
Grab yours today and remember: You can’t solve the problem if you don’t have the right shirt.













